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white chocolate grooves
white chocolate's grooves are created 100% digitally with mics by Audio Technica & Shure, mixers by Mackie, and sampling gear by Turtle Beach & Cakewalk.
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 The heart of White Chocolate’s sweet, funky flava is in the fresh fly grooves that spew from the mind of Koe, WC’s beat master. The grooves are not for the faint of heart, however: pregnant women and those with pacemakers or mechanical legs should enjoy the show from a spot near the exit, just in case the ultra-percussive beats send them to the emergency room.Yes, the music is supa-ultra-mega-dope, but the audience still can see that Koe has no idea how to move. His legs kick and his arms flail, and at times Koe even seems to be imitating the gestures of a monkey swinging from branch to branch in some far off distant jungle. Whatever he resembles, it looks stupid.
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